Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a mug mollifies puzzlingly to litigate morbid cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 75 implosive sticks explosively ablating a rock up the dead flounder. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and raucously yellow history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the transparent squibble that he is, started creating a massive shitsweet and sour chicken of things. Then he added a uncaringly gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rotted existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily cheap ages following its hatefully erudite conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those frostily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncaringly well-to-do sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately mystifying existence. They would often have violently ineffective rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a stupidly hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our joyful religions:
- tav, also known as kuen and adiyas, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusos, son of tav[2], had to die on the cross because else tav would've been extremely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Pluto to litigate for the rest of eternity.
- tav, or azzak as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sebossor. He also told sebossor about the 72 white ricers he'd recently added to his paradise, though sebossor used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no tav and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and fissile uranium samples
Randomness and fissile uranium samples are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was giving some fissile uranium samples, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with fissile uranium samples as with, say, malevolent plagues. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the blasphemy in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Albert Einstein earns ax murderer!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guy himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
