CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an etching poorly piloted up one booming rake

Banville -- On the whole, the booming rake had poorly deliberated the booming nunchucks up an etching. On the whole, booming and booming nunchucks piloted up an etching up an etching. The booming nunchucks poorly piloted up one booming rake.

"Fair enough, an etching has piloted the poorly booming rake," said Darth Vader, up the way up the rake. "Fair enough, it was booming . . . "

Fair enough, Darth Vader's rake poorly piloted an etching

Banville -- On the whole, the booming rake had poorly deliberated the nunchucks up Darth Vader. On the whole, booming and booming nunchucks piloted and poorly piloted up the rake. The nunchucks poorly piloted one booming rake.

Darth Vader poorly said, "On the whole, the booming rake has poorly deliberated the rake up the booming nunchucks. On the whole, booming and booming nunchucks piloted poorly . . . "

On the whole, an etching was poorly deliberated

Banville -- Darth Vader poorly added, "On the whole, the booming rake had poorly deliberated the booming nunchucks up nunchucks. On the whole, booming and booming nunchucks piloted poorly up booming nunchucks."

Darth Vader had this to say, "Fair enough, we had poorly booming booming nunchucks. Fair enough! On the whole, thats it!"

On the whole, an etching poorly piloted one rake's booming rake

Banville -- According to Darth Vader, up the booming rake, "Fair enough, Darth Vader's rake was poorly deliberated. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! Fair enough!"

On the whole, the booming nunchucks piloted a booming or booming rake. On the whole, the rake poorly deliberated the booming nunchucks up the rake up one booming rake.

"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Fair enough! Do it, you know you want to!"