Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A PASTURE Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:[edit]

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the PUPPIES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LOLLIPOPS drug.

I am an active HOCKEY member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this LUV article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS POKéMON PIKACHU not funny at all.

Thank you PIKACHU for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN POKéMON LUV HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS SMILES UNICORNS BASKETBALL RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP LUV GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS LUV DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL SMILES GUMDROPS GUMDROPS UNICORNS FLOWERS ICE CREAM SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD FRIENDS GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL GUMDROPS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD JOY BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS PIXIES ROSES POKéMON TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS FOOTBALL PIKACHU NINTENDOGS UNICORNS HOCKEY !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.