Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

Let me be honest with you.

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

I bless you all in the name of St Peyton Manning.

Thank you.

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